Description
Inspired by Cyberpunk 2077 and a car dealership with a very unusual sales pitch.
One of the twins drinks. Both of them suffer. The car just watches.
Night City has better ways to spend your eddies. This probably isn’t one of them.
This Charon Exotics t-shirt brings back the strangest car dealership in Night City, run by twins with a pitch you don’t forget and a business model you probably shouldn’t ask about. A vintage car tee for anyone who’s ever taken Ashlay up on a deal that started with “want it?” and ended somewhere far more complicated.
Printed on a premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee. Available in sizes XS–5XL.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Dan
The Raging Rocker at Vilesilencer
Maintaining the Rage since 2002: Starfielding, Cyberpunking, laying the smacketh down on IRC lamers, and being a fine, upstanding netizen.
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