Description
Harry had a vision. A mobile grooming empire, a van that announced itself before it turned the corner, and an unwavering commitment to the craft.
Not everyone understood it. Most people just stared. Rascal got the footlong!
The tongue says everything the signage doesn’t.
I stand by my performance.
This Mutt Cutts t-shirt brings back the dog-shaped van Lloyd and Harry drove straight into cult classic status. A vintage car tee for anyone who’s ever believed in a business plan nobody else understood, and stood by it anyway. Wear it to parties and totally redeem yourself!
Printed on a premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee. Available in sizes XS–5XL.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Dan
The Raging Rocker at Vilesilencer
Maintaining the Rage since 2002: Starfielding, Cyberpunking, laying the smacketh down on IRC lamers, and being a fine, upstanding netizen.
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