Red Shirt Retro T-Shirt: Boromir One Does Not Simply Tee

Description

Some characters are just built different. Built to take three arrows, deliver the speech of their life, and still not make it to the credits.

He knew the odds. He took the job anyway. And somewhere between Rivendell and that riverbank, the universe made its position very clear.

The title is a spoiler. So is the tagline. But if you’re reading this far, you already knew how it ends.

One does not simply… live.

This Red Shirt t-shirt is a tribute to every character who never makes it past the second act, and the one actor who’s built a career on it. Sean Bean has died so many times he’s basically the patron saint of the red shirt trope, and Boromir remains the gold standard: three arrows, one speech, zero chance of survival. A Retrovision cartridge tee for anyone who knew exactly how it was going to end and watched anyway.

Printed on a premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee. Available in sizes XS–5XL.

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.50	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	8.60	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40	10.80	11.20
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50